Bryan likes to read my livejournal out loud in an cheesy feminine voice. So, I'm going to give him something fun to read. It's even inspired by Sex and the City, hahaha.

Panties: Friend or Foe?
They come in all sorts of colors, shapes, sizes and fabrics. Some are cheap, others are way too expensive. But, (unless you're a total skank or you're just really lazy about doing laundry and let yourself run out) you've got to have them. My question is: Who makes these things?! Who decides that women want a jeweled string going up their crack? Who says that mesh will be comfortable to sit in all day at work? Who chooses the puppy, rainbow, and other child-like designs for ladies cotton panties? And, more importantly, why do they do it?
Are the fun, flirty, sexy styles meant to give women confidence in their own sex appeal, or are they (as some fem-nazi would say) just another way to keep women in the traditional roles that they've been in: 1) sex-kitten slut and 2) pure and chaste naive girl. Why does it have to be one or the other? Are women able to freely go between the two, switching from respectable businesswoman by day to wild sexy and slutty by night?
In my opinion, cute underwear are just fun and are a good way to boost your confidence. If you're feeling a little saucy because you're wearing a pair of new panties that are just a little more exciting than your normal ones, it might give you that little pick-me-up that you needed. But, the outrageous panties are just an annoyance. Seriously, I will not pay $30 for a g-string made out of spandex and rhinestones! Besides for being outrageously expensive, that can't be comfortable - imagine the rhinestones scratching against your skin! Ouch!